Dear B-Team,

I am writing to you to let you know that all is well over here in London.

I have been spending a lot of time on the beach over here trying to enjoy what they like to call a Balmy English Summer. One of the major positives here is it’s the best perve I have had in quite some time.

I spent a little bit of time with two German chicks the other day. I had the time of my life as they couldn’t keep their hands off me. I think they have been reading that 50 shade book because they slapped me around a bit.

The only thing I have not enjoyed about this trip is the countless hours I have spend trying to get sand out of my cracks.

Anyway I must go, this week has taken the wind out of me a little and I’m feeling a little flat.

Talk soon

Vol Ebull